All Hail Rob Brezny

"Libra Horoscope for week of December 4, 2008

I urge you not to Google the word "duh," Libra. If you do, you'll mark yourself as a conformist trend-slave, joining over 33 million people who have already done it before you. Furthermore, you will be in danger of wasting the potential the cosmos is offering you, which is to reap rich rewards by exploring brave new frontiers on the edges of your awareness. So please be insanely curious about stuff you've never heard of and people you've never met. Research subjects that tantalize your imagination and stick your nose in where it supposedly doesn't belong. But don't Google "duh." "

So - that's my horoscope this week.  Nothing special you say?  I beg to differ.  Because this week, after a very long time of consideration and indecision about whether or not there might be something to interest me, I am going to the Wet Spot.  Yes, indeed.  With a dear friend.  Neither of us wants to make out with the other but we are amused that in having come up with outfits to wear to the Women's Pampering Night (I'm still a cosmetics girl after all these years, how can I pass a pamper party up - hair brushing is on the agenda!) we will be incredibly more clothed that we usually are together.  That's because we are spa sisters and spa going requires nakedness.  

At any rate...doesn't that make my horoscope more intriguing and pertinent?  I think so.  Because I do have questions and I think that this event may offer opportunities to have them answered.  In graphic detail.  Brave new frontiers indeed.  Captain Kirk would be proud.

Since I've not said a thing about it here on the blog previously, and since some of you are probably reeling wonderfully far back already from the idea of me going to a sex club (without you - I imagine that is actually causes the reeling) - I have decided that it won't traumatize you much more to drop it in here that the third lovely lady in our party is the lovely lady of the couple I've been seeing for a bit. 

Do try not to fall on your ass after reading that.  Please?  Or attempt to hurl things at me through your computer.  

Comments

[leonesse]

Ok, I must be super sleepy from work... I was reading along and thought to myself, "Rob Brezny is going to the Wet Spot too?!". Wouldn't that be an interesting foursome - especially at a women's pampering night.

[E. Valentine DeWald]

And....? How WAS the Wet Spot? I didn't even know this place existed here in the Seattle area. What was it like?